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meklarian said:
emergency pizza topping upgrade. that’s my #1 emergency artichoke situation.
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comictragedy said:
an artichoke in a can is a crime against nature.. artichokes are to be eaten.. lightly steamed to soften the heart.. and pealed off.. leaf by leaf .. dipped in butter.. and slid down your bottom teeth.. oh YUM..
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some1s-sista posted this
Emergency Artichoke Situations
Believe it or not, there are emergency artichoke situations:
Like, for hunger, of course.
Or Corporal Punishment. We can no longer use rulers on students so…make them eat artichokes when they misbehave. I also keep Asparagus in there on occasion. Apparently teens do not like veggies that begin with the letter A.
And there’s always those pesky surprise food drives.
It makes a great theft deterrent too, if you can throw a football. Someone tries to grab something off my desk, they get beaned with a can of artichokes.
Finally, it’s always good to be prepared in case you run into someone with a can opener and nothing to do.
