Yesterday (also TMI)

Me: I gained 4 pounds overnight! I barely ate yesterday!! WTH!!!

Hubs: It’s probably period time.

Me: No it’s not. That is your answer for everything. Damnit it all to hell!

(later that night)

Hubs: So, ummm, kids are in bed. Time for sexy time?

Me: Nope. I’m bleeding like a stuck pig.

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