March 2012
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Bewb Photos
I haz them. But ever since “lefty” had that cancer scare last fall, the hubs has asked that I not post them anymore…kharma or something. Who knows. But I respect him enough to respect his wishes.
Also, he never said to remove any that I already had here. So archives, people. Archives.
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Tuesday Stuff
I’m drinking contraband sweet tea. The local cafe brought us sweet tea for our staff meeting yesterday. Well, not really “us” cuz it was meant for another school, but they didn’t say that, they just said it was for our staff meeting, and we were having a staff meeting, so we kept it. Found out later it was for the elementary school. It’s good. And I’ll make...
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She may have said "DaDa" first, but it was all...
5: What’s this room called?
(Me) The Family room
5: And this room?
Livingroom
5: What about that room?
The Foyer
5: Where’s the basement?
We don’t have a basement. We have an attic though.
5: Where’s the attic?
Go upstairs, then go up the lil stairs. That’s the attic.
5: Ok. Dad can live there.
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Conversation with a 5yo
5: Is it springtime outside?
Me: Yeop. Spring is here. Winter is all gone.
5: WHAT! We didn’t see snow!
Me: No, no snow this year.
5: Tomorrow will be summer.
She’s right, that’s pretty much how the seasons work here.
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A question
So Geraldo says the Hoodie caused the shooting? So the hoodie made it ok?
Cuz about 99% of the kids in my school wear hoodies. All day everyday. SO I could go on a spree then? Cuz it would make my days a lot easier. I mean, one afternoon would be a tad busy for me, but after that…smooth sailing.
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Awesome idea~
This is fabulous. There is also a group called...
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LOL'd...for real
Seriously, best excuse for missing school evah! I think I might have to love this kid now, even though he’s a giant pain in the ass.
We have this boy child. He is never in school. He is a spoiled rotten mess whose Mom has no spine (I can say this cuz she is a sort-of friend) and believes everything he says no matter how ridiculous. Anyhow, he’s basically been out of school for the...
Honestly...
If you* call me, and start swearing…I will hang up on you.
If you* call me, and start swearing, using racial slurs, and threatening to come up to school…I will tell you “C’mon on up, by all means, and don’t forget to wear your sheet and pointy hat” then I’ll hang up.
Dumbass.
you* = not you, but people who actually call my school.
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Have you ever looked at a picture of your ex and...
thecpm:
sinxo:
“Was I high the entire relationship? Or just hated myself?”
I’m going to go with both.
All the motherfuckin’ time……..
I even do that when I look at a picture of my husbands’ ex … “What was wrong with you?!?!”
Really, it's only Tuesday?
Truth be told, I’m taking some Sudafed right now and wishing I were still taking Amphetamines cuz that always made for a nice little buzz.
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Inflation
17: Can I go with Tyler to wash his mom’s car?
Me: Umm, your mom’s car could totally use a bath, y’know.
17: Yeah, but you won’t give me 20 bucks to wash it.
Me: Can I go with Tyler to wash his mom’s car?
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Just Our Luck
So we’ve waited a year, but my husband’s new job finally started today. This job, while in Virginia (we’re in NC), will double his income so it’s worth it. And if things work out well, I can leave my job to someone who needs it, and can stay at home again, working with Autiboy and my photography! Yay! But I don’t want to “count my chickens” cuz...
I'm actually scottish, that's close enough,...
Drinking White Russians on St. Patrick's Day cuz...
…and that’s like Gaelic but with improper punctuation and I may be drunk and probably shouldn’t be typing.
I hope morbidity skips a generation
When I was younger, we had to have our dog put down on St. Patrick’s Day. So now, this is the call we (as in all my sisters and bro) get from my mom, nearly every year:
“Hello Dear. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Are you wearing green? They can pinch you y’know if you’re not. How’s the kids? Remember when we had to put Christa to sleep?”
I’m going to run...
C'est Moi
I skipped the All About Me meme the other day cuz I’ve done a “few” of those already. But here’s a lil glimpse into who I am.
Took the hubs to the airport today. Walked him to the gate…to the part where I couldn’t go any further, then we kissed and smooched and said good-bye and I was crying like I was sending him off to war. He called me a goof…BECAUSE...
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<——————Sunglasses
March: Day 16
Nuff Said
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Thumbs Down
I tried Tres Semme’s Dry Shampoo today. I don’t think I like it.
First, you spray it on and wait 1-2 min with it on your head while you brush your teeth. Then, after you spit, and you flip your head back up to look into the mirror, you nearly shit yourself cuz your hair is white. Apparently, this is a can of aerosol powder. So you try not panic and brush the stuff through your hair...
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A douchebag by any other name...
I am not a southern belle. Nor am I a shrinking violet. I will not hesitate to call a douchebag a douchebag. And the prick who keeps taking all the coffee without making another pot is a giant-sized douchebag.
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I was just thinking...
Headline in my local newspaper reads “Get Ready for Bloodsucking Mosquitoes!”
Bet they’d sell more papers if that said Vampires instead.
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My eye won't stop twitching. I blame the IT guy.
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rottenorangepeels replied to your photo: March: Day 12 Fork I really need to invest in…
Was that soup?
Yeop. And I thought eating yogurt with a fork was hard…
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Birthday Weekend Extravaganza
Saturday
Hubs made me get up early, but then took me out for breakfast (so I’ll let that slide)
Told me to forget about grocery shopping and took me out to the Beach (the “Beach” in local lingo means the Outer Banks.)
Stopped at a store where we picked up Hoodies for the whole family ($10 each! Love winter prices here) and a hat I’ve been wanting. (Stay tuned for a...
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Don't hate me ... hate the color.
You know when you spend months convincing the hubs that your bedroom should be painted and it really needs to be serene blue and he finally acquiesces, so you spend half the day painting the room with him, only to find once it is all said and done…the room looked better green.
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