December 2011
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Thank gawd he passed BEFORE they left for the...
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A Love Story for Chickens
No, not people who are afraid of commitment, I’m talking actual fowl.
Our neighbors let their chickens free range in our backyards all the time. Last week, Old Cripple the Hen (yes, they are very PC when it comes to naming chickens) disappeared after apparently ranging too free. Mellow Yellow, the golden rooster, waited by the coop door for days, not eating or drinking, just waiting for...
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Cookies d' Hatred
I have 24 loaves of Christmas Sweetbread (pics later) to make today so I gave 17 and 13 the task of making the Xmas cookies. So far I’ve heard “Shut Up” “Get Away From Me” and “Dude, you suck” about 12 times each.
Made a quip about dunking them in the Milk of Human Kindness and they looked at me like I was crazy. Ok, crazier.
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Get off my lawn!
The yearbook kids are running around today taking pictures like tiny little papparazzi.
Told them to get out of my office before I pulled a Sean Penn on them.
They just looked at me with blank faces. Which forced me to say anyone who didn’t know who that is must also get outta my office!
Kids these days.
My Thursday has improved.
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OK. I'm better now. Candy Man threw some chocolate...
Way to piss me off, Thursday!
I walk into the faculty lounge to refill my coffee and there’s the arch nemesis sleeping in a chair.
Some douchebag has taken the last of the coffee and not made a new pot.
While I make a new pot, a dozen or so lil bugs start flying around me. Apparently arch nemesis has not emptied the trash since we got back from Thanksgiving break.
SOME DOUCHEBAG HAS TAKEN ALL THE COFFEE AND NOT...
Anonymous asked: do you remember what room number the haunted room in van meter was?
Grinchy
I’m re-gifting a gift of “Christmas Tea” I got from my mother last year because:
I don’t like any of the flavors
I’m not that fond of my mother either
It has never been opened
I need a $5 gift for tomorrow’s office party and I have no cash
I HAVE FIVE INGRATES CHILDREN TO BUY XMAS FOR!
I put in money for my Arch Nemesis’ tribute gift when none of...
I'm evil. I admit it.
The “tribute” to my arch nemesis is happening right now in the auditorium. I’m here at my desk cuz I am EXTREMELY BUSY and cannot possibly break away.
In all actuality, I may have to quit calling him my nemesis. He is actually my hero.
The man has not only figured out how to NOT do a lick of work and still keep his job, but ALSO get paid for doing a shitty job, AND have...
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"Girls are silly."
The hubs asked me the date last night and I was replying Dec 13th when I realized “Hey, the anniversary of the day we met!”
“Well, that’s not the day we first…y’know.”
“No, that was the 15th.” (Shut up!)
“I can’t believe you remember all that.”
“I remember everything.”
He also moved in Jan 1st and proposed...
Truthful Tuesday
I’m Christmas Shopping … at work.
No, not the office supplies (this time). Cyber shopping. Lot’s of free shipping out there today!
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My middle finger is getting better. As in, I was able to take the Snoopy Band-aid off today (took a chunk outta my nail with a razor!) So now it’s not so glaringly obvious when I flip someone off. I am in an office, after all.
And being stealthy about it can be fun, for instance, most of my co-workers think I hunt-and-peck type with my middle fingers.
Twuth
I have been neglecting my Tumblr.
I have an excuse.
I am sick.
I am still sick.
I probably never actually got better the first time, just less sick.
I am barking like a seal.
I don’t mind though, cuz it keeps people away from my office.
I am starting each sentence with “I” cuz apparently it’s all about me I.
With Or Without You - U2 (Kina Grannis & Boyce... →
Sorry for all the ,usic posts tonight, but this is just beautiful!
6. It's Not Me It's You - Skillet : NEW & OFFICIAL →
Well, it’s about time someone set this to music.
Update:
My sister just texted me that my niece was sent home TODAY. The day after BRAIN FUCKING SURGERY. Either the insurance companies have way to much control over how long you’re allowed to stay in the hospital following major surgery OR she’s doing exceptionally well! I opt for the latter.
Thank you all for the good thoughts, good juju, prayers, best wishes, good...
Paperweight by Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk →
reminds me of someone I used to know…*sigh*
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"As soon as I'm 18, I'm SOOOO outta here!"
I completely remember telling my mom that. Several times. But hubs heard that from 17 tonite and it broke his heart.
Me? I just laughed. And reminded her “You have no job. No work experience. No license. No car…Good Luck with that.”
Not to be mean, but c’mon lil girl whom we have spoiled rotten (admittedly)…you have NO idea what’s waiting for you out there.
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