December 2010
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Out of Context Christmas
My kids:
“Has anyone seen my legs?”
“I have two Woodys!”
“Get outta my butt!”
“I bashed her with my balls.”
I'm deliriously happy in that pic because 5 min...
Her picture came out terrible! (insert evil giggle here)
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Truesday
Before 2010 leaves this party, I wanna take it out back and beat the shit out of it.
He Gets Me
A sampling of some things the hubs put in my stocking this year:
Chunky bars
Chocolate Truffles
Chambord
Swedish Fish (!!!)
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Christmas jammies have been opened, put on, and children are snuggled in bed. some are even asleep.
Finished wrapping the last of the presents and tucked them under the tree.
Stockings have been delivered to the foot of each bed. (This gives us at least an extra 30 mins in the morning before the kids come down.)
Video camera is charging getting ready for the morning chaos.
Now this...
An Open Question (cuz I'm too lazy to hit up all...
What’s the worst Christmas Gift (or any other December-like Holiday) you’ve ever received?
: OK Bye. →
gunthergreen:
How I found out about Twitter/Tumblr and why I’m leaving edition: Almost two years ago I signed up for a Twitter account. I had never heard of Twitter before that. I actually discovered it by accident. I was on Facebook already, but I knew nothing about “social networking” or whatever the fuck…
But if you leave, he wins. And the rest of us lose. :( Block him and stay.
kimberlyscrackers asked: YOU WIN!!
You may pick up your official "Best Friend of Kimber" packet and tee shirts anytime.
:)
You may pick up your official "Best Friend of Kimber" packet and tee shirts anytime.
:)
Not in this life...or any reincarnation for that...
There was a story on GMA this morning that said in India a woman’s MIL decides the number of children she’ll have, if she’ll give birth at home or in hospital, and whether or not she’ll be medicated during the birth; that right there … grounds for divorce here.
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How I amused myself at work today
Today was a teacher workday. No school for kids. Lucky little fuckers got to start their Christmas break. I had to work, although I went in late, wore jeans, and left at noon. Three hours, but I got everything done that I needed to. Anyways, only 4 teachers actually showed up, everyone else took vacation days. And neither boss was in. So I was the only person in the Administration Block. And I was...
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Monday Undies
Weirdest thing happened at work today.
I was about 3 hours into the day when I had to leave my office for a bit. I came back about 10 min later, walked in and saw something on the ground. Looked like a rag or something, so bent to pick it up and discovered it was a pair of my underwear. Light blue lacey boypants sitting in the middle of the floor in my office. Only, I did not put them there. I...
FOX online poll of the day: Will Ending DADT... →
goldengateblond:
stfuconservatives:
No.
Skew their numbers, people!
—THF
Do it.
Done. Anyone else?
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Karma Schmarma
In this holiday season alone, I have run a food drive to collect non-perishables for the local food pantry; collected Coats for Christmas to give coats to the homeless; sponsored a Toys for Tots drive for the local Social Services office; and currently I’m collecting School Supplies on behalf of the State Employees to help the counties around us that were hit by the flooding in October. All...
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s...”
– Chuck Klosterman (Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story)
Word.
(via pigtailsandcombatboots)
Yeop.
I’m Ok y’all. Sorry! I didn’t mean to concern anyone. I just have a big dumb heart that never forgets, but really needs to.
But you guys, my Tumblr friends, have the biggest hearts of all! You’re just an amazing group of people.
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Funny how your nose gets longer as your face gets...
Wonder if it works in similar fashion for guys and their penises.
(If they lose weight, I mean, not my face.)
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Truthful Tuesday - Elementary School Edition
I was sitting in my office when I heard my son’s “happy noise” in the hall. So I got up to take a walk and find him. Sure enough his class was on their way to art (the elementary kids don’t have an art teacher right now, so they walk over through the cafeteria and have class with the High School art teacher once a week). The whole class had stopped by the bathrooom so they...
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Truthful Tuesday
I am hoping 2011 will be a wee bit easier on my heart than 2010 was.
I must quit pining for something I cannot have and be happy with what I do have.
What I do have really needs to stop pissing me off.
Is there a point at which you stop trying? No wait, that’s not a truth, that’s a question for the askholes.
Ok, I'll Play
Tangible: I smile a lot and laugh easily.
Intangible: Sometimes it’s a mask.
Don't Be
If anyone is offended or taken aback by the fact that we call my son “Autiboy”, don’t be. Autism is a part of our daily lives, and as such it’s a part of our vocabulary, and Sam’s vocabulary. It is not whispered like ‘cancer’ or ‘prison’ (a la St. Elmo’s Fire). We don’t run from the word, and we don’t want him to either. We...
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DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM...
freddog:
goestoeleven:
smartasshat:
cocktailstraw:
pocketcontents:
pufflepie:
poobah:
scottfriday:
runmartinrun:
jasencomstock:
notthatkindagay:
sam-pop:
Bounce.
Toy Story.
alien vs. predator
Home Alone
three men and a baby
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
While You Were Sleeping.
Batteries Not Included
The Soloist
Red Dawn
How To Succeed In Business Without...
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Truthful Tuesday - (except I'm lying, it's...
Marriage is hard.
Long-Distance marriage is even more diffcult.
Trying to play the old “I’m not talking to you” game over said long distances is just plain stupd.
Calling to say so is counter-productive. You spoke! NOW YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER!
Dumbass.
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Echoes
One of the autistic symptoms my son displays is called Echolalia. Its the automatic repeating of vocalizations and it began manifesting a couple years ago. If you asked Sam a question he would just repeat what you said right back to you.
“Sam, you wanna sandwich?”
“You wanna sandwich?”
Usually it was really random stuff learned from his favorite tv shows or videos. He...
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One Hot Penis
First off, I swear to you this is a totally true story. I even have the wet panties to prove it. (I may have peed a little.)
I was obsessively arranging the gold beads on the Christmas Tree (the same anal beads mentioned on the Twitter) so I asked the hubs if he could get the veggies prepped for dinner. I was making Veggies...