March 2012
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Shhhhhhh...(part 2)
I am setting up my desk for my absence tomorrow. Cuz if the hubs has no work to do, I am calling in uninterested.
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February 2012
54 posts
I just realized I've been Tumblring for two years...
Look what you can learn when you search for old posts about your toilet!
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Shhhhhhh...
I’ve only been working mornings this week and leaving at noon to go home to my boy who is sick with malaria or ebola.
Anyways, I’ve still finished everything I have to do. I’m not behind at all. But if they find out I can do this in half the time it’s supposed to take, I might just efficient myself right outta a job.
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I might be going about this the wrong way...
(Shocking I know!)
Perhaps when musing in his presence I should be thinking bigger, like, “Gee, a new kitchen would look pretty, wouldn’t it?”
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Ooooh. Wait a minute. He better not call that my...
(or something less ungrateful)
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Time to go home!
I’m outta here! I’d love to stay and help with the VIP Suite for the State Playoff Game, but I have a salad to make.
(I was going to say toss…but I know better with you perverts!!!)
One Hot Mess
There will be no GPOYW today cuz I am a hot sweaty mess.
But I can’t complain too much because we only have 1 week until March begins and that’s when Archnemesis turns on the A/C (whether we need it or not) and then I will be forced to switch over to complaining about how cold I am.
80 degrees for Fall and Winter. 60 for Spring and Summer. I would kill for a happy medium.
Kharma ... sometimes I love her SO much
Just had to run next door to the Elementary School. It’s picture day and Autiboy won’t keep his hands down in the pics. (Like I’ve said, this school knows nothing about Autism…or 8 year olds).
Anyways, I get all the way over there and photo assistant says “Oh no, we got a good one!” Great. Fab. So I leave.
On my way out of that school headed back to my own,...
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I watched “Easy A” last night with my older girls.
Let’s just say that Ball jokes are to the 13-17 demographic what Poop jokes are to the 4-8 year old set.
(Speaking from the experience of my 4-8yo’s and 13-17yo’s)
Just realized all you need to open this Marquee in...
Big Fat Truths for Fat Tuesday
I’ve turned a corner. Finally let go of something I always thought would happen my entire life, but hasn’t, and isn’t going to. It’s still a lil sad at times, but I’m OK with it too. And will definitely be much happier now.
Mysterious truth is mysterious.
Someone made me feel special this past weekend. That felt nice.
Vague truth is vague.
I have had a stiff neck...
Raleigh or just North Carolina in General REBLOG!...
thewindcries:
thatchris:
chuckgivens:
herokiddy:
Because I’m from Raleigh, NC
Raleigh, holla! Born and raised!
Durham.
Somewhere in the vicinity ;)
Two hours east. (Beach friends are always a plus!)
Tying one on like I'm at snark
but there will be no photos!
Twitter #fail (wouldn't fit - I'm too chatty when...
Has anyone else noticed that “Ancient Aliens” can relate almost any historical event to ETs in much the same way that “6 degrees of separation” can connect anyone to Kevin Bacon?
Spillage
Two! Two memes in one!
My bewbs will not stay in my bra today. (There is your #SST)
And they were and are the hubs’ favorite toys. (#Throwback Toys Thursday)
Ta-da! (or ta-ta…whatever)
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Schmayberry JUMPS into the ... well, 1900s
We’re getting a restaurant! An actual eatery. Right here in town.
I get asked a lot why I list my twitter location as “Schmayberry” and aside from some anonymity, for the simplest explanation, we’re a lot like Andy Griffith’s Mayberry, only not as nice. Or metropolitan. We are definitely old skewl small town NC. Mayberry was based on towns like mine. In fact, Andy...
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Down 7 pounds...
…and back in my skinny jeans this morning.
No, not the skinny skinny jeans in the attic, those I hope to be in by May.
I’m talking my post baby “Ok, you can have a piece of bread now” skinny jeans.
And please don’t take that post as putting down Admin Assistants. This is a hard, busy, and rewarding job. And those that can deal with the people we have to deal with on a daily basis, and also make it a career…you have my utmost respect and admiration.
I am not cut out for it, there’s too many personalities to juggle. (When I would rather smack the crap outta some of them.) If...
Careers and Such
I started off in radio. Ended up writing a lot of the commercial spots, PSAs and stuff.
Parlayed that into a Director of Marketing position for a publishing company just outside Boston that has since been purchased by Warren Buffet. (He buys everything)
Anyhow, started having babies and by the time I got to three (out of the current 5), I realized I was really just working to put my daycare...
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Annnnnddd now I want a Reese Peanut Butter Cup....
Cock Blocked, literally
School has blocked me from being able to read the local news story “Naked Man Found at Store Covered in Peanut Butter, Chocolate”
I just want to find out if he got his peanut butter in someone’s chocolate, or if they got their chocolate in his peanut butter.
Sheesh.
Who would play me in a movie?
Yeah, I know. Late again. I apologize. Not speaking to the hubs is using up all my after work energy.
Anyhow…I say Ellen Barkin or Laura Dern. It’s a nose thing.
Oh, and friends say Candace Bergin for the sarcasm.
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Emergency Artichoke Situations
Believe it or not, there are emergency artichoke situations:
Like, for hunger, of course.
Or Corporal Punishment. We can no longer use rulers on students so…make them eat artichokes when they misbehave. I also keep Asparagus in there on occasion. Apparently teens do not like veggies that begin with the letter A.
And there’s always those pesky surprise food drives.
It makes a great...
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Truthful Tuesday Text
(As opposed to pic posted earlier)
I woke up Monday morning and my husband was pissed and not speaking to me.
I have no idea why.
The Pats lost and he went to bed. I followed shortly thereafter, once I shut down the computer and some lights. He was already asleep.
So sometime, somehow in the middle of the night, I did something that pissed him off.
Naturally, I’m taking the...