And why is it the poor secretaries of the world have to pay the bulk of the taxes?

Or is that just Warren Buffet’s secretary?

Cuz that would suck if it were just her?

But it doesn’t feel like it’s just her.

Perhaps it just a stupid example of the over simplification of our tax code in an election year.

AND WHY ARE WE STILL USING THE WORD SECRETARY IN 2012! It’s Administrative Assistant!

There I go yelling again.

I blame the IRS.

Or the PMS.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE TO PUSH OUT YOUR HOO-HAH BEFORE YOU CAN GET A DECENT TAX REFUND???

I may be doing this wrong.

And I apologize for yelling.

 Autiboy found a four leafed clover today. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual lucky clover before. Not picked fresh from the ground. He constantly amazes me. Thinking of changing his nickname to The Reflex

Autiboy found a four leafed clover today. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual lucky clover before. Not picked fresh from the ground. He constantly amazes me.

Thinking of changing his nickname to The Reflex

 To those who aren’t a friend on the Book of Face: Be glad. To those who are a friend on FB: I apologize. Truly.

To those who aren’t a friend on the Book of Face: Be glad.

To those who are a friend on FB: I apologize. Truly.

Yesterday (also TMI)

Me: I gained 4 pounds overnight! I barely ate yesterday!! WTH!!!

Hubs: It’s probably period time.

Me: No it’s not. That is your answer for everything. Damnit it all to hell!

(later that night)

Hubs: So, ummm, kids are in bed. Time for sexy time?

Me: Nope. I’m bleeding like a stuck pig.

If you’re in there with me, we have a bigger problem than toilet paper.

Archnemesis won’t refill the toilet paper in the ladies room because he doesn’t want anyone acusing him of molesting them.

Which confuses me, cuz that bathroom only holds one person at a time.

Know what’s weird?

I just realized I used my maiden name when I did that Blue’s singer name meme.

Hope it’s not a sign.

Glad I don’t believe in signs.

Hope it’s not an omen.

Doubt thou the stars are fire
Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt I love
— Shakespeare, Hamlet
 christyv: My Blues Names is Sticky Pickles. I am Boney Legs Dupree. Dig it.

christyv:

My Blues Names is Sticky Pickles.

I am Boney Legs Dupree. Dig it.

(Source: jeffrocentric)

FYI, Caller

When I query “May I ask who’s calling?” I am not being nosy. I like to give the receiver of said call a heads up, so that they can decide whether or not they want to talk to you or be “in a meeting”.  I like to afford them the choice of taking the call or not, or simply just allow them to adjust their mood to fit the caller to whom they are about to speak.

LOLJK!!! I’m totally being nosy.