Made some Jalapeño Bites. They’re eating them straight from the pan, not even gonna make it to a dish!  Must be good

Made some Jalapeño Bites. They’re eating them straight from the pan, not even gonna make it to a dish! Must be good

Cinco de Fucko

UNO:  19 just asked for permission to quit her job early so she could go stay with her boyfriend, who we hardly know, at his apartment, but she’ll come back in time to spend a cpl days with her aunt (my sister) before WE have to drive her back to college.

Once I cleaned up the remains of my Skinny White Russian which I spit all over the damn place, I was that mom who said NO FUCKING WAY

I mean, yes she’s 19. Theoretically, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.  But we landed you this job, we’ve let you live here for free since May while you’ve eaten us out of house and home, not lifted a finger to help us out, and this is not a good example for your younger siblings.  HEY UNIVERSE! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK FOR CHRIST SAKES!

DOS:  My weekend started today!  Worked 44 hours Mon thru Thursday so I could have today off…only for Shark Week to start. 

TRES:  Probably not the best week to ask mom if its ok if you shack up with your boyfriend

CUARTRO:  HEY!  If I CAN’T, YOU CAN’T!

CINCO:  Proudest moment ever

 Just posted this pic on Facebook for my nephew. I have posted it here before, at Halloween a few years back.
Anyone familiar with my Flickr account knows I like to take picks of abandoned buildings. They are a dime a dozen here in northeastern NC. And sometimes, as in the case here, you walk away from an old house feeling as though it touched you in some way.  In this case, I got back in the truck and told my husband I felt like I got some of my best pics ever, but felt like I was being watched at the same time.  He thought I was crazy til I showed him this face a few days later after I had time to go through the 100+ pics I had taken that day.
What do you think?  Pattern recognition, or an actual “ghost”?

Just posted this pic on Facebook for my nephew. I have posted it here before, at Halloween a few years back.

Anyone familiar with my Flickr account knows I like to take picks of abandoned buildings. They are a dime a dozen here in northeastern NC. And sometimes, as in the case here, you walk away from an old house feeling as though it touched you in some way.  In this case, I got back in the truck and told my husband I felt like I got some of my best pics ever, but felt like I was being watched at the same time.  He thought I was crazy til I showed him this face a few days later after I had time to go through the 100+ pics I had taken that day.

What do you think?  Pattern recognition, or an actual “ghost”?

Which came first...She don't effing care!!!!

  • Me: What the hell is that?! Did the neighbors get geese now!?
  • Huz: Nope. That's one of the chickens, laying an egg.
  • Me: Ahh. I feel her pain. In fact, that one, right there...she just called for the epidural.
  • Hubs: *...*
  • Chicken: *weirdest noise ever*
  • Me: and now, she's telling us the roosters parents weren't married
 Autiboy and Sixx in Autiboy’s room.  When we first pulled up, all you could see were the pillows they where whipping at eachother!

Autiboy and Sixx in Autiboy’s room. When we first pulled up, all you could see were the pillows they where whipping at eachother!

 Taste the rainbow…

No don’t. That would be gross.

Taste the rainbow…

No don’t. That would be gross.

How did I miss this?

Today is National Hot Dog Day?!?!?

Show me your wieners!!!

I kid. I’m joking. Please don’t send dick pics.

 And I’m gonna get right on those, I’ll complete 2-3 today alone, right after I rest my eyes for a bit…

And I’m gonna get right on those, I’ll complete 2-3 today alone, right after I rest my eyes for a bit…

Holy Overkill, Batman!

I have to watch 34 PowerSource training videos and take a quiz at the conclusion of each to train for the new responsibilities they’re dumping on me. This alone is worth the $10-12,000 raise that damn well better be coming.

 The hot topic of conversation in the office today…my shoes.

Bonus: home for lunch

The hot topic of conversation in the office today…my shoes.

Bonus: home for lunch